Monday, 29 July 2013

Fifty Shades of Grey sparks rise in kinky sex 999 calls

SAUCY book Fifty Shades of Grey has sparked a rise in 999 calls, with firefighters having to rescue kinky Brits trapped in handcuffs.

handcuffs, sex, Fifty Shades of GreyThere has been a huge rise in the number of Brits getting trapped in handcuffs
The London Fire Brigade revealed it has been called out 79 times due to bedroom games going wrong.
And the soaring number of incidents has forced the service to warn: "If using handcuffs, keep the keys to hand".
Officer Dave Brown added: “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out could be prevented with a little common sense.
Firefighters have become concerned by the influence of saucy book Fifty Shades of GreyFirefighters have become concerned by the influence of saucy book Fifty Shades of Grey
“I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up”
London Fire Brigade officer Dave Brown
"I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.
“I’m sure most people will be Fifty Shades of red by the time our crews arrive to free them.”
The Brigade also revealed it has previously had to deal with a man who got his privates stuck in a toaster.

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