A woman who had sex with her cat threatened to stab her neighbour – because she thought he told others about her secret.
Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, tried to attack 72-year-old Elmer Morrison with a knife.
Asked by cops why, she replied: “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”
Mr Morrison told police an irate Brown stood at the fence between their houses, shouting at him to come outside.
She allegedly had a blade in her hand, asking: “Do you want to die?”
Brown, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, told officers after her arrest that she was angry at Mr Morrison because she believed he spilled her secret to other neighbours.
Retired salesman Mr Morrison insisted he did not know anything about Brown’s antics with her pet.
Brown, who lives with family and a number of cats and dogs, has been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.