ABOVE: Gareth Bale enjoyed a stunning season for Tottenham
Real Madrid has signed Bale for €90m. The signing is closed from this week
TOTTENHAM star Gareth Bale has SIGNED for Real Madrid for £76.5m, a self-proclaimed FIFA agent has claimed
"Real Madrid has signed Bale for €90m. The signing is closed from this week but Real Madrid wait to make it official to have a new coach announced," Gallardo said.
"I have information and I assure you that Gareth Bale is already player of Real Madrid."
He last year claimed that John Terry was set for Valencia - and that he was negotiating the deal.
Of course, it never happened.
Gallardo claims on his LinkedIn account he is a FIFA agent - but FIFA haven't licensed agents since 2001.
Has Francois got his calendar stuck on April 1?